Freeman's Mind： Episode 6-3p-VUPTCx8w.en.srt

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[Subtitles by danielsangeo]

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Alright, so what do we have here?

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Semi-automatic, some sort of glock,

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safety's off.

#500:00:13,446→00:00:16,516

Man, good thing I've watched Die Hard like 50 times,

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otherwise, I wouldn't know anything about guns.

#700:00:19,252→00:00:21,254

Nice! A full clip.

#800:00:21,254→00:00:23,657

That guard must've reloaded before he died.

#900:00:23,657→00:00:25,625

How considerate of him.

#1000:00:29,029→00:00:30,463

Oh, this again.

#1100:00:30,463→00:00:31,565

Okay.

#1200:00:31,565→00:00:32,766

I'll play your game.

#1300:00:35,035→00:00:37,304

In the future, everything will be like this.

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Doors, computers...

#1500:00:39,372→00:00:40,640

[houndeye charges up] No!

#1600:00:40,640→00:00:42,209

Man, come on!

#1700:00:42,209→00:00:44,945

That thing teleported out of friggin' nowhere!

#1800:00:44,945→00:00:45,845

Why?!

#1900:00:45,845→00:00:47,781

I don't even know what this is.

#2000:00:47,781→00:00:49,783

Maybe I was hasty shooting it.

#2100:00:49,783→00:00:51,585

This could be an ambassador.

#2200:00:51,585→00:00:54,754

Okay, if I see another one, I'll listen to what it has to say.

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[houndeye squeals] Speak of the devil.

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[houndeye charges up] [Gordon imitates sound]

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[houndeye sonic attack] FUCK!

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DAMMIT!

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IT'S THE SAME STORY EVERY TIME!

#2800:01:02,862→00:01:06,600

YOU GIVE PEOPLE THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT, AND THEY TRY AND KILL YOU!

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THAT'S WHAT I GET FOR TRYING TO BE NICE!

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Oh-ho, here we go.

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[houndeyes chirp] SUCK ON THIS, YOU JUMPING BOOGERS!

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Someone up there?!

#3300:01:17,611→00:01:18,678

Guess not.

#3400:01:19,980→00:01:21,281

Well, that felt good.

#3500:01:22,716→00:01:25,018

Ah. I guess that's the Room of Death.

#3600:01:25,585→00:01:26,987

Don't want to go in there.

#3700:01:26,987→00:01:29,256

Nice of them to put up signs, though.

#3800:01:29,256→00:01:31,524

Huh, that's the symbol for poison.

#3900:01:31,524→00:01:33,960

I bet these barrels are filled with poison.

#4000:01:33,960→00:01:36,596

Maybe we're just trying to kill the whole world.

#4100:01:36,596→00:01:37,897

Doing a good job so far.

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[teleportation sound]

#4300:01:40,000→00:01:42,902

I'm guessing I'm not going to like what's behind Door #1 here.

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[vortigaunt charging up] I was right.

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[vortigaunt bolt] Drurrhhh! Drrruuurrrgh!

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Damn, that hurts!

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Daaah.

#4800:01:49,743→00:01:51,077

Okay, that's it!

#4900:01:51,077→00:01:54,347

It's official: All aliens are bastards!

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Especially you!

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And you!

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Hold still.

#5300:01:59,386→00:02:01,021

[chuckling] Nice!

#5400:02:01,021→00:02:03,189

That was a pretty good shot.

#5500:02:03,189→00:02:06,126

Not so tough now that I've got a gun, are ya?

#5600:02:06,760→00:02:08,228

Oh, this is a dead end.

#5700:02:08,828→00:02:10,230

Hey, a jack in the box.

#5800:02:10,997→00:02:14,668

Maybe I was being too hard on everybody about them staying alive earlier.

#5900:02:15,101→00:02:18,405

I'm starting to see where they could have some problems with that.

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Now why do we have bars here?

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Do we have our own prison block, too?

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And you! You're the problem.

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You know how they say you're either part of the help or part of the problem?

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Well, they were talking about you!

#6500:02:31,318→00:02:33,486

There. Now you're part of the solution.

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All right, let's see.

#6700:02:34,788→00:02:36,990

I've gotten out of tougher cells than this.

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[straining]

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Or not.

#7000:02:40,894→00:02:42,128

Wait, what's this?

#7100:02:42,128→00:02:44,431

I guess it's either this or the Rooms of Death.

#7200:02:46,399→00:02:47,767

Hey, wait, how do I get back up?

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Damn.

#7400:02:52,706→00:02:55,875

White men in armored hazmat suits can't jump.

#7500:02:56,876→00:02:59,979

You know, I'm not sure if coming down here was either smart

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or else really stupid.

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Although the same could be said for today's experiment.

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It would've been really smart if it had worked.

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I guess this opens the gate.

#8000:03:10,990→00:03:12,258

Oh, no! That was stupid!

#8100:03:12,258→00:03:13,727

I'm gonna die!

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[underwater mumbling]

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[gasping]

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Hey, I'm on the other side.

#8500:03:26,906→00:03:29,909

I guess I'm still not sure if that was smart or stupid.

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I guess it was both.

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Smupid.

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Oh, lovely.

#8900:03:33,646→00:03:36,282

This must be our Pipeline of Poison.

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Yuck, I was swimming in that.

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Knowing the toxic sludge we're so fond of, my skin's gonna turn red,

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my hair will fall out,

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and I'll start pissing blood.

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Thanks, Black Mesa!

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Don't be a dead end.

#9600:03:49,562→00:03:51,030

Oh, good. It goes somewhere.

#9700:03:51,030→00:03:54,033

I'm not sure I really want to be going down into the center of the Earth,

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but then I don't see an emergency exit!

#9900:03:57,871→00:03:59,406

Hey, some ammo clips.

#10000:03:59,406→00:04:01,674

At least somebody's trying to cheer me up.

#10100:04:01,674→00:04:03,543

Ugh, they're covered in blood.

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It was nice of him to die for me so I could have his ammo,

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but I just don't know if it's worth this.

#10400:04:09,149→00:04:10,917

Now it's all over my suit.

#10500:04:12,051→00:04:14,587

I guess this starts the lift.

#10600:04:14,587→00:04:16,122

Whoa! Train's leaving the station!

#10700:04:16,122→00:04:17,123

All aboard!

#10800:04:17,123→00:04:18,224

No, not you!

#10900:04:18,224→00:04:19,526

You don't have a ticket!

#11000:04:19,526→00:04:21,394

Urgh. Damn...

#11100:04:21,394→00:04:25,064

This suit does not protect against gravity.

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[clearing throat]

#11300:04:29,335→00:04:30,270

Hey, what was that?

#11400:04:30,270→00:04:31,037

Face-huggers!

#11500:04:31,604→00:04:32,972

Yee... batter up!

#11600:04:34,174→00:04:34,707

Strike one!

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Strike two!

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Str- Aah!

#11900:04:37,710→00:04:38,611

It's raining men!

#12000:04:38,912→00:04:40,280

I-I mean aliens!

#12100:04:40,713→00:04:42,348

Why is this taking so long?

#12200:04:42,348→00:04:44,184

I could fall faster than this.

#12300:04:44,184→00:04:45,618

NO! SHUT UP!

#12400:04:45,618→00:04:47,654

NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION!

#12500:04:47,654→00:04:49,088

YOU HAVE NO RIGHTS!

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YOU'RE ALL ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS!

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NOW, DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD AND JUMP IN THIS GIANT MEAT GRINDER!

#12800:04:54,260→00:04:56,196

NO! YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

#12900:04:56,196→00:04:57,897

YOU'RE ALL INCOMPETENT!

#13000:04:57,897→00:04:59,899

Come on, come on, c'mon, cmoncmoncmoncmon!

#13100:04:59,899→00:05:01,534

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS!

#13200:05:01,534→00:05:03,937

OH, THAT'S GOOD! TELEPORT IN MORE CREEPS!

#13300:05:03,937→00:05:05,972

THIS PLACE ISN'T CRAZY ENOUGH, YET!

#13400:05:06,406→00:05:07,540

WHAT THE FUCK?!

#13500:05:07,941→00:05:09,108

WHAT HAPPENED?!

#13600:05:09,108→00:05:11,845

WHY DO ALL THESE CATWALKS SUCK SO BAD?

#13700:05:12,645→00:05:14,280

I CAN'T JUMP THIS!

#13800:05:14,280→00:05:15,582

What do I do?

#13900:05:15,582→00:05:17,183

Uhhh...

#14000:05:17,183→00:05:20,220

Oh, good. I was hoping you'd come along to hurry me up.

#14100:05:20,220→00:05:21,688

Okay, this is stupid.

#14200:05:22,689→00:05:23,923

So far, so good.

#14300:05:24,390→00:05:25,658

Don't slip.

#14400:05:28,695→00:05:29,796

Now what?

#14500:05:31,130→00:05:32,601

This sucks.